I AM A LOUSY PERSON

yes, you read the title right...i am.. i never can remember where do i put my phone after using it. never.n never had i cooked without getting myself burnt.wat an annoying gene i had inherit from my mom.n my grandmom told me that i will get killed one day if i keep myself doing work in the kitchen for the next 30 years...after all, nothing to be ashamed of...right? it is sooo me.